Urban Author: All right Donna, I'ma interview you…. You ready?
Donna Marbury:Hold on… Okay… Hurry this up. America’s Next Top Model is on.
U.A.: This is gonna be so funny.
D.M.: Can you get on with it?
U.A.: So what r your current projects?
D.M.: Are we on the record?
U.A: Yeah.
D.M: Well, I am working with this hard headed author…
U.A: Would you please stop talkin' 'bout how my dique head is?
D.M.: Oh my! Um…. Anyway I just help him out when I can…. Still freelancing.
U.A.: Name a few of your freelancing projects.
D.M.: I do some work with AllHipHop.com and TheUrbanStarr.com…. shout outs to The Urban Starr!
U.A.: Niggas. Even professional nigg-- Ooh! Does Nik Vik still work there?.
D.M.: Talk about niggas… I’m not on the staff, so I don’t know.
U.A.: You know, I can type your name in Google Search and pages of $#!+ come up about you…
D.M.: Yeah, I’m an internet star
U.A.: …..
D.M.: No witty retort?
U.A.: My dear, dear Donna. I believe the silence spoke 4 itself…lol
D.M.: Do you usually badger everybody you interview like this?
U.A.: I've only interviewed me so far… It was ruff.
D.M.: You beat yourself up? Besides the hand job, that is.
U.A.: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
D.M.: I keed…. I keed
U.A.: R there any near future projects that we should be on the look out for?
D.M.: …..
U.A.: Donna?
D.M.: huh?
U.A.: Can you phuck America's Top Model for one second, prease?
D.M.: Blasphemy!
U.A.: I said r there any near future projects that we should be on the look out for?
D.M.: I have an interview with Floetry for their next CD.
U.A.: What if people said lol in reel life?
D.M.: Reel life? What is this, the movies? “I'm laughing out loud, Ha!"
U.A.: Reel, movies, get it? Um....Is there anything you want to say b4 you run off to watch punk @$$ top model? Huh?
U.A.: Donna… ANSWER ME!
D.M.: I’d just like to say shout outs to my mom dukes and my nigga on loc, stay up nig!
U.A.: The one with the shotgun who blew up the TV?
D.M.: lol!
U.A.: Can I put that on here? Can I?
D.M.: How can u remember that and not remember my middle name?
U.A.: Maria?
D.M.: Nope.
U.A.: Mary?
D.M.: Nope.
U.A.: Murie?
D.M.: Murray? It’s Marie.
U.A.: That’s what I said…. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to interview you Miss Marbury.
D.M.: Check me out on the Pink Ghetto… We keeps it real in the Pink Ghetto. Don’t let this journalism stuff fool you...I’m real gangsta, according to you.
U.A.: Touché.

*footsteps and a door slam*